Mark Zuckerberg Resigns as CEO of Meta

By Kitty Riley


Mark Zuckerberg has resigned as Meta CEO with immediate effect. 
Mark, (40), said he has decided to use his huge fortune to promote world peace, fight hunger and poverty, and bring and end to inequality.

'Zucks' final act as Meta CEO was to initiate a policy of contrition by funding the legal team for Luigi Mangione. 

As a gesture of good will Zuckerberg has donated his prize stallion to Pedigree Foods. When pressed if his decision had anything to do with President Elect, Don Trump, entering the White House shortly he said he had not discussed this decision with The Don and hadn't been made an offer he couldn't refuse.

Incoming CEO, Lisa Simpson, was unavailable for comment but probably said, "I welcome Marks decision and wish him good luck in his new venture. He's going to need it".


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